Doodle or Die

Zombie in the long grass gorging on an alligator

Two hands grabbing a bar of soap. I hope it's not slippery!

A poker-face ghost.

Tree gives a thumbs up to a passing car. "Oil's good" he says in an approving voice.

Sonic: Forever a Jest.

"Navy: Seals" - the new musical pop duo that's sweeping the arctic!

Alistair slams open the door, ready for love. Tom thinks, worried that his penis may be able to take the loving...

An angel.

What hell looks like...

One angel maps fun of the small yellow penis of another angel. The yellow-penis'd Angel's friend starts to cry.

A mother and her disabled son argue with a old man. The old man gives the pair the bird.

Blood-shot eyes.

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