A guy in a red morphsuit, stalking a depressed bald man

A man stabbing a strawberry cow's utters to obtain strawberry milk

A banana crashing into a woman's stomach

A blushing policeman saying "I'm dirty." to a brown cyclops thing.

A totem-pole named Syrup Sampson pressing himself against a grill at McDonald's

Seashells

A morbidly-obese toddler beating up a medium-sized dog with a perm

Dropping a Nokia into a pitch-black abyss is like setting up a bomb to go off in an elementary school in 19.2 seconds.

A pink Spyro with a cold, quietly begging for mercy

Don't do them drugs, boy.

A naked black guy sticking a small blue house into his butt

A bearded guy wearing a talking fedora