The term "sexy zombie" is proven to be impossible in the real world. So much decay. So much.

A man with balls-on-chin disease tries to hold his baby, but the baby is terrified of his father's testicle-face.

A man awaits you in the darkness, yes...yes. Come to him...

Nyan cat now sponsors PBS.

Naruto threw out his back doing a "rasengan"... wink-wink, ya feel me?

There is a small skull and skeletal hand. A pink hairband makes the poor thing happy.

A blonde person ponders some Deep Thoughts; The fuck is that? When the Fuck? Fuck?

A race-car flies by overhead, and the devil tries to surreptitiously insert a yellow nose into the unsuspecting anus of a happy nascar fan.

Demon Kangaroo creature with spring limbs. Probably uses them to kill people.

A green man with an afro wears a "I <3 mom" sweater. It probably has love in every stitch.

Am unfortunate woman has her menstrual cycle through her hand.

Chiaotzu, from DBZ, really likes to use exclamation points. They are his favorite thing in the world, aside from exploding.