Oh snap! That cow is your mom!! (This is an accurate description, I promise)

T-Rex bemoans his physical incompatibility with volley ball. I mean really - with arms that short, how are you supposed to spike it?!

pacman scares the pants off of a ghost

the duck has been killed by the quadrent™ (trident with four thingies)

"Sun MAID" box! "C:("

Mickey Mouse winking at you!

pacman crying tears of joy at the successful completion of his goal - eating a chicken wing while wearing his bacon toupée

OH JESUS WHAT THE HELL HE CAN SEE ME THOUGH HE HAS NO EYES THE DEVIL HAS COME AND HE IS AMONG US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the television throws itself off of a cliff at midnight

the red M&M is tired of your Ugg boots

Buddha faping off on his tiny computer saying "after this I'll never reach Nirvana"

An orange in space