Doodle or Die

Disgruntled, homophobic gamer shouts insults at his online gaming comrades in a futile attempt to mask his personal insecurities.

Doodle or Die

Catholic orca whale has a gourmet octopus dinner..yum!

Midnight burritos was a bad idea..

Carrot bomb explodes with a loud, violent boom that threatens to destroy the peaceful innocence of the underground bunny burrows.

Doodle or Die

Stippled flower with a poor understanding of English grammar.

Man dressed in a strawberry costume prepares to take back his stolen hat with the help of his trusty rocket launcher.

Doodle or Die

A look into the eyes of your own mortality.

Two hills play an anticlimactic game of hide-and-go-seek.

A blue padlock that refuses to open.

Doodle or Die

A blue-eyed Asian wakes up angry at himself for getting a regrettable face tattoo during his whirlwind of intoxicated hijinks last night.

Self-deluded man stubbornly refuses to admit to his blatantly obvious illiteracy.

A lonely, helpless goldfish finds himself trapped, frozen in a block of ice that drifts across the sea.

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