Existing is basically all I do.
Disgruntled, homophobic gamer shouts insults at his online gaming comrades in a futile attempt to mask his personal insecurities.
Catholic orca whale has a gourmet octopus dinner..yum!
Midnight burritos was a bad idea..
Carrot bomb explodes with a loud, violent boom that threatens to destroy the peaceful innocence of the underground bunny burrows.
Stippled flower with a poor understanding of English grammar.
Man dressed in a strawberry costume prepares to take back his stolen hat with the help of his trusty rocket launcher.
A look into the eyes of your own mortality.
Two hills play an anticlimactic game of hide-and-go-seek.
A blue padlock that refuses to open.
A blue-eyed Asian wakes up angry at himself for getting a regrettable face tattoo during his whirlwind of intoxicated hijinks last night.
Self-deluded man stubbornly refuses to admit to his blatantly obvious illiteracy.
A lonely, helpless goldfish finds himself trapped, frozen in a block of ice that drifts across the sea.