Doodle or Die

Woman on motorcycle vomits whole chocolate bars onto a naked fat man.

alcoholic polar bear mourns his mistress's death

no you're gay as fuck

two ninjas: one standing on ceiling smoking a cigarette, the other holding a knife. confused dogmonkey doesn't know what to do.

A clown just drank purple shit and died

Doodle or Die

Homosexuals vomit inside each other's mouths. Meanwhile, a chode (and its nutsack) stroll casually below, wearing a tophat. "wat"

Fatass amputee ninja with pimp cane

Sexual predator alien stares hungrily at young alien with big eyes and green antennae

that wonders why

HMMMMMmMMMMmmmm

dead unicorn observes his blood being poured from sky

high man with dicktongue

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