God's seen everything after 4.54 billion years and has begun hurling comets randomly at the planet's surface for kicks.

Kif from futurama in a dracula cape towers over the volcano villagers smoking a bigass joint and proclaiming FUCK TAX.

Someone please for the love of god put the radish out of its misery.

Dracula doesn't suck blood. He scrapes and licks.

Oh no! I forgot to laminate my back porch and it's raining! That shit is ruined forever.

Monacle Walrus Rides the Rectangle of Life

An average redditor jumps through a hoop of fire.

A super happy man with blue ice cream prances around in a field while a pimpin' sun watches through his shades.

The world's lamest version of Darth Vader.

Spherepig.

Shh, there he is. They call him... Huevos Rancheros.

In the grimdark future of 2052, the moon demon living in the sky constantly watches you, even when you're making out in a burning building.