I'M NOT SONIC, I'M MY OWN ORIGINAL CHARACTER; BLONIC!

and then suddenly: SALAMANDERS.

A very flirtatious gay Asian smiles wickedly as he says "ohhhhh myyyy"

Fat Albert died of Diabetes. Let's have a moment of silence.

MMMMM YESSS.

Super awesome totally radical capital F tans at the beach! Those are some snazzy sunglasses...

A flying nose flying through the cosmos at quantum speed, ready for adventure!

BUY ME MORE JEWLERY!

The king is enjoying a nice stroll through the greenlands. Seriously, it's just green there and nothing else.

Cake is violently violating Fiona's arm. Ice King is aroused by this.

ligamentless Santa is perplexed by the extra luminescent light on the traditional Douglas fir, and plots to steal it.

A duck fucking a man.