One of those people who grow rice in china is being pissed on by God. God's urine is rainbow coloured.

guy playing a harmonica has a placard that says 'who?'

A griffin named Meg is bleeding from her genitalia.

llama disco dances on top of a leaking volcano, and there's a rainbow.

some twat bombed a city and some guy about the size of a house has a white flag

a space shitter.

blue flower in a river if urine

woah i'm high

Rich crab wants to pincer your nipples.

Adolf Hitler takes over from Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter.

yellow man wants an umbrella up his arse.

orange cauliflower with spotty testacles is flying using fart gas.

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