A pink lady with brown hair wearing a blue dress and gold chains.

Some guy telling three other guys about how he gave some chick "the 'ol burningham" whilst all drinking glasses of urine.

Fangirls fangirling over the wonderful deliciousness that is Sherlock Holmes' (Benedict Cumberbatch's) cheekbones.

Battle of the phallic foods

Miss Piggy being seductive.

Hitler shooting purple ejaculate from a transparent purple hand at a man wearing a sun hat who's holding an opaque purple hand.

Naked, hairless, albino Quagmire waves to a tree.

PAC-MAN

Them tits is staring at me...

Brungon Ball Z

A devil wearing blue jeans holding a pitchfork and a brick. Also his abdomen is on fire. And he seems pretty happy about it.

A boxy-looking man with squiggle arms counting to three while he points one squiggle arm to a herd of sheep.

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