A sticks figure proclaims something not in English, perhaps he is trying to speak to the Africans.

A middle aged man with green skin and an orange beard views pornography whilst contemplating masturbation.

A seedy as fuck skinless man wearing a banana mask and a elaborate chef hat sizzles up some bacon and eggs for himself. YUM.

A girl wearing glasses and a turtle-neck sweater tries to tell me that she's smarter than me.

A woman has a stroke when she sees a book on legs holding a whip.

A ginger cat juggles using blue balls.

An upset Mexican man (who is not wearing a sombrero).

An ugly pregnant lady realizes she is going to vomit after drinking a can of cement.

Doodle or Die

A naked woman in chains. Possibly a scene from 50 Shades of Grey.

An army tank cruising along.

New Chain

A bumble bee finds love.

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