A carriage pulled by an ox on the way to Oregon. Fortunately it will soon arrive there.

It is Jegus Chris, Jesus Christs slightly corpulent and slightly less-bearded cousin.

A little chicken, minding his own business and derping around.

Some weird object with blood on it. It makes pew pew and says "Ha ha". Or something.

Saturn on a stick is getting endangered by a flying bomb.

Bee with sunglasses.

(to) paint someone into a corner

A clock that has been dipped into a very costly urn (90000) filled with a sticky brown liquid.

Religion, HURR DURR DERP DERP!

A potatoe thinking of a hamburger.

Green worm sniffing on a turd with purple eyes.

A box with a question mark on the sides, an I-don't-give-a-damn face and sunglasses.