It's a blue balloon. Did someone let go of it by mistake, or was the cord...cut?

one pony sings and plays music for another pony about a "carl that kills people" They may or may not be wearing candyfloss on their heads.

One scribble-faced being proposes to his identical scribble-faced non gender specific life partner. S/He accepts with a "sure".

The word "awsome" [Sic] written incredibly lazily. Which isn't that awesome at all, when you think about it.

His house is aflame. The cat and the crocodile must be responsible.

Rays-of-light man is caught by suprise when a giant exclamation mark is thrown at his head!

As he catapulted into the lava, his last thought was "why the hell did I tell her she was fat when she asked?"

Draw the expression on your face after you step on a lego brick

The moment he saw that cow, he knew it was true love.

"No thanks" she says, a smile playing over her beautiful face. Little did she know how much pain she'd caused me with those 2 simple words.

I'm so emo, I have TWO broken hearts. *sob*

a woman in boots with a car for her face. She has luscious red lips and is making quite the silly expression