The banana has gained sentience.

BREAKING NEWS: the horizon has ascended. In it's place is a void, absence of color, and a single building labeled "dreams" DO NOT ENTER TH-

Blue bird laments the time that he let "the one who got away" escape from his basement.

Mother, when will it stop?

Batman mistakes a basketball hoop-goal-net for Robin. His eyes become inflated.

A security camera inspects a piece of buttered toast, she does not like what she sees.