Sweet Bro reacts to a accurate not-pixel pixel rendition of Final Fantasy 5 Hero, Bartz

a really tall guy wearing brown pants and shoes with a purple t-shirt

Hey buddy, you look a little down, have a cola, on me. (Jesus)

SpongeBob before killing at least 20 people.

The artists interpretation of how they view Mario being, based on the new movie

I smufin smurf you so much imma smuff your smuf mwah

A mermaid waking up in a normal ass bed in a house, it's about 10-11AM in the morning and three rays of light are cast over her, waking her

A real naked stick woman (it's clearly bait for 'sigma males')

Link putting your sorry ass in place for vialation of hyrule courting laws.

The wolf dreams of unsettled space, unsure if they're truly alone in this reality of an ocean of stars.

The sun us heavily concerned about pikachu and dog hanging around a flesh colourd cherry

who would win. one black ratty boi or a car at 60mph