a girl with a speech impediment says hawaii. also her eyes and mouth have little centipede legs.

a cross eyed man yells "STRIFE!"

New Chain

*whispers seductively* gotta go fast

a blond, naked woman is sunbathing.

a man is distressed because he is missing his hands, his nose and the entire lower half of his body. also he's holding a spider

a circle has black cookies with pink sprinkles for eyes and a large pink mouth. He says "NO". I am slightly intimidated.

Doodle or Die

a seductive muppet pours butter on his six pack. "TODAY WE'RE COOKIN' WITH BUTTER."

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