Scorpion making a bad pun.

The internet. All of it.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Cancer Jesus Vs. Black Zordon. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look up the video for 'I feel Better' by Hot Chip.

CHICKEN IS WHAT

A shower. How boring. Instead, Mr. recipient of my description, draw me a cactus dueling a cowboy boot.

Jerkface 'bout to drown a hamster >:0

A weeaboo.

I'm gonna say that's guybrush threepwood stuck on an island, and who woulda guessed it, there's monkeys on the island.

Poor Jacque cannot play the oversized gameboy, for he has no thumbs.

Draw da cutest cat you ever done saw.

Man, wizard, what is you doin' fuckin' dat unicorn t'ain't right