The worst red shoes I have ever seen, I am offended on behalf of his feet

Teddy got in a knifefight, its owner is getting her mom to mend it

Jon Arbuckle blows on Superdong. It's so super it has two urethras. Ew

An art critic says that drawing poo is too mainstream.

ANGRY WORM SEES YOU COMIN'

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A pelican opens his mouth to drop fish onto unsuspecting pedestrians.

A pink snake wearing a purple feather boa.

Nonplussed bloke with a wide-brimmed hat.

A woman with a grey forearm stating "now u're gone".

Robot beckons you to his underwater kingdom

Gaunt-faced man smokes an ocarina and thinks about America

Plankton is angry at the Illuminati. The Illuminati is trying its best! :(

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