the worst and scariest fucking thing in the world during your first time playing minecraft

something about naruto? help i do not anime???

a scared cat in a corner about to be consumed by darkness

hitler pumpkin pie

a heart that has broken and exploded into a mound of urine and muscle

poptart lady chasing pickle man

a realistic shrek

green vegeta

a girl confused at a ghost

a vulture made of rocks and blood

Santa upset with the quality of the pizza his pizza elves have baked because he can't fit it in his mouth so he just sticks it on his face

a drowning fish

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