A brief story about how a man had arms too short to draw, but he has since had invasive surgery to lengthen his arms and can now doodle.

Anime CNN anchor talks about how a guy has killed 77 dogs. She has no eyes and wears a mansuit.

Strange titty insects accuse each other of being sexually inept.

Mickey Mouse has been doing cocaine and he just answered a red telephone.

A crookneck winter squash (google it) is sad because he cannot swim across this damnable river.

An old pedophile watches a kid next to a fountain.

Tiny boy is powerless to stop the rosy-cheeked asian man from raping his beloved pet sheep.

Mitt Romney with an elongated index finger.

Mario is jaundiced, but will not let his medical malady prevent him from staring when women bend over.

A man farts out the words "I exist" while wearing a blue shirt, brown pants and black shoes.

Pluigi (who is evidently Luigi wearing a police hat) has found the rapist.

Scottish shark priest molests the shit out of a grown man