A its raining something innapropiate

a guys gets an F in chemistry and claims that it suck

a man gets his head stuck in a jar

2 Chainz eats laxitives

Poop poop poop and poop

a man has a runny nose but its -30`c outside

A man get Ko-d by a cactus

A man gets struck by lighting while trying to take a dump in the grass

a puddle of piss dies

A man breathes in laughing gas

A goat is desperately trying to play twister

a unicorn who has a santa hat says says something about satan