Sleeping blonde man doesn't realize that there is a giant fire next to him.

Santa fish tries to molest a much smaller version of himself that also happens to be a fish. What a terrible person.

A scimitar that doubles as a canteen.

Two trees violently urinating.

The surrender burger!

semen stains the mountaintops

What it feels like to have gonorrhea

GOD DAMMIT THAT IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE SEEN THIS FUCK YOU

Lmas is a giant ninja who should be shot by the GHOSTS

Shalam oh g-d mah shekles

Jesus christ whoever the fuck keeps drawing this should get hit by a truck full of flaming fingers.

The first person present indicative form of the verb "to be."