the bubblegum bandit was behind bars ... for now.

an 8-ball is in love with a proton

it was the derpiest passover ever

pepsi ball is displeased and a crybaby

I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN

blue is the best color of popsicle

yes, we all find vulgarity endlessly amusing.

the penis enlargement pills were disappointing in their effectiveness, thought the pink blob

I'm Mr. Burns! I'm so great! Blah blah blah!

TRY BIG CHEW IN THE NEW SOME-DUDE'S-FACE PACK

purple squidtopus teaches its baby how to hypnotize people on the internet

blue pantaloon Shakespeare suffers from elephantitis of the head (a tragedy in 5 acts)