Taking autoerotic-asphyxiation to a new level, a man in a batman mask copulates with a lumpy garbage bag in a dark alley.

The world can begin anew, the gene pool has been cleansed of the disease known as "The Biebs"

A person, dying of the deadly "Purple Skin" virus, desperately searches for the antidote located on the treasure map.

A penguin rides a human fetus, umbilical cord still attached, backwards down an icy mountain and or a waterfall (I'm not sure.).

A realistic nose chants "I am musical." beside a nicely drawn music note.

Kelly Clarkson's hit single, "Fuck You", is flying off the shelves at the reduced price of $.5 a pop. What a steal!

Something reminiscent of "Don't hug me I'm scared". It appears to say "Music does not equal anatomically correct heart" (??)

An adorably drawn Vaporeon looks adoringly up into the sky.

The new anime appearing late nights on Adult Swim featuring a woman-crazy Space Ranger with 50's greaser hair: Space Dandy.

An optimistic sausage with wings recites the lyrics of the popular song "I believe I can fly". Inspirational.

A man concentrates so hard that he transforms into a bird/dinosaur creature that burns down houses as an innocent bystander watches.

The flash uses his camcorder and perches upon a tree outside of Spiderman's compound and records him dancing in the window.