Man wonders how the spotlight could have happened to him. I mean, he made his mistakes and hasn't anywhere to run. The night goes on.

Chubby kid with a bowl cut sheds a single tear complaining of the pain inherent in his existence.

Rock beats paper.

Ghost doesn't want to be next.

Jamie Hyneman drawing a clean shaven Adam Savage in a hotdog suit on large newsprint.

Sheep elephant explodes leaving behind only shoes in the likeness of his feet.

Poofy orange haired boy with facial bruises tells the shadowy figure towing over him that he's kind of a hand

Shocked anime plebeian can't handle original "Congratulations!" ending.

A four panel comic: (1) a kite awakens (2) pears gather (3) the pears all awaken as well (4) giant turds proceed to invade earth

A pompous man leads his anthropomorphic pear away claiming nobody should talk to his 'son' again.

Dorthy from Wizard of Oz skateboarding in midair tellin' Toto to keep up. A basket is involved.