A turtle getting a lapdance from a lady

Yo Mama getting raped by your (Imaginary) sibling in law, and you stand there with an erection.

Pokeballs.

A ship getting lured in by a Siryn.

Ninja wolf dancing at a swaggy party with a glitter ball.

Some one looking at a computer screen and their face says "wat"

Man being struck by lightning saying "nyaapa . . . 32 zaa"

A drunk penguin?

I COMMAND YOU TO DRAW APPLE-JACK

Sonic died.

Being electrocuted by a broken wire.

L Lawliet. (If you don't know who he is, take a quick break to look him up. He is from the anime Death Note) :D