Chop chop master onion. KICK, PUNCH. IT'S ALL IN THE MIND!

Old asian lady angry at the thought of his bratty son coming to visit her soon, whist gaging into her face mask due to this.

Some talented person drawing an awesome picture only imediately followed by someone putting the phrase 'u faget' as the description.

After jumping of a buring aircraft and into the sea where his swim shorts fell off, a passing shark falls in love with his gentalia.

Giant space worm is unimpressed that he has got stuck trying to go through the earth. Or maybe its just a normal worm in a silly outfit.

A car air fresher that resembles a creepy japanese man hugging a huge acorn, or a truffle.

A pink porsche is drawing a black mans arm behind it with a invisable tow hook/wire. The arm still manages to do the classic 'ayyyye' sign.

I really can't describe the doodle as it is so horrifing it's already scared several small children and I'm afraid to see it again if so.

A rock on a dinner plate having a plesent conversation with a slightly melted loaf of bread.

After the facebook icon comes to life the first thing he does is try and get garfield's account removed.

Just another obligatory doodle that involves a cock. And a very small person.

I don't care, just make it really impressive. And not a hat. Seriously. You must be tired of drawing those.