A chicken stole my Social Security card!

Oh. My. Glob. You'll never have lumps like these. Don't even try. Don't even. *crosses arms*

Yellow worms decide to play with red, green, orange, and yellow marbles. Or someone got really lazy drawing this... abstract piece.

ectoBiologist says "no."

Superhero dinosaur is being a total dick to a pirate by shoving him. Not cool, bro.

I've "scene" it though.

I slammed on the breaks while holding my cup of tea. Pinkie out, of course. I must stay polite regardless of circumstances.

Murderous cupcake.

I actually do know the muffin man.

A prince can't find his poodle collection.