"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" Said the man from atop the castle wall

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Bendlebick Cucumbrnbag

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A kickass dragon, like really cool. It has spikes and teeth, and I really want this dragon to rip my ass to shreds.

Someone dropped some uncooked whole wheat spaghetti

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Hell, and the sexy demons who live there

Blue eyes white dragon yells at a toaster strudel

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Throwing your shoe at people who are dancing

Donald Trump getting pissed on by his Russian hookers

A lima bean peeing in a goldfish's mouth while the sun looks on in horror

Blue fiddlehead ferns

A man is consumed by the gay

A gayborhood. All the buildings are gay.

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