Hawkwood failing suicide.

DaS 3 cutes laying around looking useless and embarrassed.

The Ashen one is now a celebrity chef. He's making roast souls with an estus jus. Delicious!

Ashen One has unbearably weak game.

CU with a reinforced club enters a pink-lit night club.

Santa brings Christmas cheer with a Bardiche whirlwind. A young child tries to fend him off with Falchion spam.

The father look displease, he appears to be wearing just a plain old tee.