The king of a castle on a hill mourns his homosexual lovers death at the hands of a cleaver-wielding madman and a travelling flower salesman

The tears of a corporate whore.

An evil-looking pink horse with hands coming out of his back and a poorly done tattoo.

A pigeon run over by a suspicious doodle.

A two-dimensional male pondering the nature of the three-dimensional universe.

A were-monkey screaming at fruit.

An angry brown dragon and his pet rock.

A bandit threatening to attack a female dog with a butter knife.

In xanadu did Kubla Khan...

Aristotle tutoring a beetle in the proper execution of platonic love.

A walrus raping a magical narwhal.

A cosmological tragedy between two freddie mercury fans.