A guy peeing with the force of a thousand suns into another mans crotch, knocking him out.

A man goes to the Eye doctors and points to the apple on the wall, little does he know that there is a picture or an ass to his left.

These goddamn giraffes flying around in the the goddamn space and shit.

shuffle board dancers vs. robot head

Mario gets to the real castle.

New Chain

Through the depths of time and space, we begin to learn what the stars have written for us. I'm Morgan Freeman and join me in the cosmos.

Skrillex the incarnation of Hitler

Is this one of those ink pictures where you say what you think you see?

HULK SMASH!

As the children finished killing Santa for the horrible gifts they got. They bathed in his blood at the base of the christmas tree.

The sweet goddess looks deep into your eyes as the wind blows her hair gently in her red shirt skipping off the top of her white yoga pants.

Mr. Blue worm has lost his true love to a prickly cactus. The cactus has a raging bone for Mrs. Blue worm.

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