A train misses rails, like Sahara misses rain

God lol'ling at a horse, for being overweight, and the horse i confused by this, because it thought God loved all creatures on earth.

Little kid seeing boobies for the first time

Purple rain

A guy hates playing dogdeball

a hedgehog called Turkee

A female angel with wings, riding a pig... with no wings.

Trainplan showing a pink part of town

Canadian mountie is 100% pure awesome

3 snails on the way to a french restaurant

White horse with lipstick on, and "menihesten"?, or something like that, is written beneath it

Solved Rubik's Cube, with the green, yellow and blue side showing