That is one cool radish.

A giraffe contemplates the circle of life.

Heck yes! Scrambled eggs and sausage for breakfast! Unfortunately they're being served on someone's face.

The homeless man has a slack jawed smirk on his face, but little does he know hes about to be struck by a meteor.

A fat little boy sees a real cat for the first time.

The sun is laughing at an old man as he strolls through the park, while a frog sits on a bench and realizes all his friends are ass holes.

A man attempting to hang himself with his computer's mouse cable.

These pants of fucking FABULOUS!

Somebody left their suicide note on the counter. The note was written with a very fancy pen.

The vampire sleeps. He sleeps in his coffin. He sleeps in his coffin alongside two coconuts.

A man's head with no body looking down wondering what the hell happened to his body/penis.

The feces bawls because the flies won't leave him alone.