Someone is sad at a disco... basically, draw the impossible.

blue pacman ghost

an arrow is self-conscious about its weight.

Mary Mallon, who died 73 years ago, has gots the typhoid.

A bla... you know what, just draw a kitten.

a nerd who listens to too much NWA

Patrick the starfish just performed an act of terrorism

Jenna Jameson

Cupcake pirates

Shrek is sad that his donkey left him. Also he is out of booz.

A baby projectile vomits, and appears to be embarrassed about it (pretty socially aware for a baby)

people in comas are sexy