AND I SAID "OH LARD JESUS IT'S A FIAARRR."

An Italian Woman With Purple Hair.

Fat Twelve Year Old Girl Hopes It's Cake.

A homosexual farmer excitedly harvests his field of dicks.

New Chain

Can You Guys Give Me Something Decent For Once? Here, Have A Free Draw. Give Me Something So Amazing It'll Get Your Car A-Raising.

DeeDee From Dexter's Labratory Plays A Video Game In Dexter's Room As Dexter Jerks Off

Kitty Girl Is Excited And Possibly On The Verge Of Climax.

Da Fuk?

A very happy man. (He's Happy Because He Just Killed His Annoying Ass Neighbor.)

An ogre is freezing to death so he gives a final thumbs up to show his pride.

I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to make of that. Just draw a cat or something.

A man stuck at a red light with a flat tire in a car with no doors or windows.

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