lobsters give you crabs, kids. Always wear your government-approved condoms

GAMZEE WHY DID YOU MAKE ROSE CRY YOU EVIL CLOWN

The new shitty background for my new shitty phone

I know when that pizza bling...that can only mean one thang

pika-chews for pikac- whoops its dead

Homestuck duh

Lemme splain you bout hamsteak

Do gun kill man? Skeleton say: Perhaps.

This is obviously Caliborn somehow, someway

Medication for the terminallyCapricious, prescribed by the carcinoGeneticist

Draw me some homestuck my good man/woman

no MORE UNDERLAND, ONLY HOMESTUCK