Mystique contemplates killing Emma Frost for her pay raise.

a starfish wants a hug!

the genie answers his bananaphone

A waffle lands on mars - the martians are pretty neutral about it.

A shark smoking a pipe and shooting lasers from its eyes oh god

A lion eating sushi.

Thug amoebas protect their turf with GUNZ

a guy has a pooping butt for a hat. His friend, Nipplehead, thinks this is amusing.

a very big fat bearded man chaperoning a class of little girls notices one is escaping

a factory spews pink smoke

a massive dinosaur overshadows a T-rex

an indian communist has a bomb on his desk!