Cookie monster is just too dangerous to take into custody. Shoot to kill!

Sandy island with two large green coffee beans and a chubby black person. Also looks like a big white pile of fluids on the shore.

69 interracial.

Red haired guy with really bad teeth but otherwise very sexy.

Giant hungry bird emerges from ocean surface while a helpless man-dog hybrid is dangling on the surface.

Blue pig wearing the coolest pair of shades I've ever seen. But he only wears them to conceal his obvious anger.

Skanky wizard kills homeless man with wand, then paints "Kill" on the wall with his blood.

Coolest white guy ever.

Future US flag.

Pacman exhaling after a giant rip from the bong. A ghost is trying to sleep nearby with blinders over his eyes.

Evil taxi cab approaches martha stewart.

"Hmmmm...how am I going to write down that girl's phone number with no pencils or pens?"

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