A happy orange pen is real ecstatic to be drawing a pretty picture

72. Yep, just 72...

A young man, now jobless, divorced and impotent, decides to fight his grief through the medium of abstract art.

A seahorse is apparently sterile, and he's actually quite happy about it. He must want to focus on his career.

An oyster offers Jesus some cola while he's nailed to the cross. As a christian, I am offended, and think the oyster should be justly killed

Some guy makes love to a bug, thinking that's how the japanese roll. He looks a bit derpy, the poor thing....

Look to you left; draw me the first thing you see

Banana claims to be a banana. Someone off screen accuses him of lying.

A one-legged red man and his blue girlfriend going for a stroll by a rainbow. Don't know how... he only has one leg...

A large "You." The full stop is crucial.

Some 4chan guy got drunk and wrote a load of shit about it. Oh and there's some brocolli

I'm right behind you!!! You watch some freaky shit, dude...