Throw me a bone, I want to go skiiing.

WE DON'T NEED MEN ANYMORE.

I made too many requests of the artist, and he gave up and drew me as a blue messy blob.

My roommate likes to wear offensive T-shirts

Here you go lady, have a bouquet of spanish meme flowers.

A man carrying a pink bag walks by a depressing word written on the floor.

Your bloomers are showing! They're purple, how embarassing!

A splendid, highly detailed drawing of my favourite blue hedgehog.

The batman theme song! Atomic Battery to Power, Turbines to Speed!

The sun and a rain cloud do battle over an empty grassland!

This cigarette is far too big.

Arnold Swartsenagger plays a Snail in his upcoming action movie: THE TERMITENATER

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