toad you are a minor character in mario bros, you are not significant. you can never attain the fame they have.

Your old college roommate is having a debate with batman. neither one has any thing below their upper torso

an interesting postmodern work by the late kafkaesque 'artiste', sir shitting nippledickasscockington the poopth

HOLY SHIT SNAKEKNIFE FIGHT YES YES YES

ikea bank robbery

my exwife. she died from the virus. i miss her monobrow, crater acne, and clit chin. lucy, that was her name. how i miss her empty stare.

cunteyes sal declines a hamboigah

Johnathan frakes in the role of William Riker.

a whale in a sea of peptobismol. TALK ABOUT A WHALE OF A TUMMYACHE AH AH AH

a penguin looking at a distant solar eclipse shouting 'hleef hleff'. there is a fat brown man nearby. he wonders about his family.

w-w-wow, for a baka, you are kind of k-k-kawaii ~^_^~

KANYE IS THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE RING