A stapler with two random shitty orange L's. one upside down. Meanwhile, in Africa, 200 girls are abducted by crazy Muslim types.
Four little puppy dogs in the rain, unaware that they are about to feel the full wrath of the Lord our Father.
A maze with legs chasing after what looks like a Mac-using nerd-type, asserting the fact he is cool.
Anal prolapse.
A Chinese restaurant owner in complete disarray at the new Mongolian restaurant chain opening a new store across the road.