Gabe Newell is a pirate.

Don't call me doctor, whitey.

Eddie Murphy.

A pink giant hurts his foot on a mountain.

A grey cube is about to fall into a pool of sharks and perish. A racist sun watches.

Pink chick has rockin' tits.

Jackie Chan doesn't understand Japanese.

A black sludge monster decides to pursue a career in catering.

Rocky and Bullwinkle.

A jewish man with red eyes and blood dripping from his mouth.

A quote from the film Dirty Harry.

A bowl of rice.