Bird has a convenient blood fetish. Another bird says a line nobody would ever say, while spraying the other perverse bird with his blood.

I don't care what goes in your butt, as long as what comes out is my food motherfucker.

Grape man is at it again, saying "Playing NES is suffering" over a sea of pepto bismo.

It's okay. I know dat feel.

Bender falling down stairs. I fucking warned him about those stairs bro.

I don't want money no no no I just want a klondike bar let me cry alone with my fucking ice cream treat

A young hippopotamus sends a sonic wave through it's anus to reach it's ears. The sound is so unpleasant that it can never blink again.

Satan is sitting in his bathtub ordering pizza. The pizzaman can't hear him well, so he's getting upset yelling "PEPPERONI!"

Fruit leather thinks I'm kawaii... Fruit leather...U finally noticed me.... Arigato <3...

WAIIIIT! Yells mohawk man with his small dick out to a wide eyed stranger.

Dead Chick

People made of urine are fucking around in a pool.