DUDE. NAW, TELEPHONES ARE SCARY, I HATE CALLING PEOPLE OR ANSWERING UNKNOWN NUMBERS OKAY? AND WHO REALLY IS AN "ADULT" ANYWAY. U GOOD, FAM.

you are a STRONG, INDEPENDENT blacklady™ and u dont need no man!!

i know its hard right now, but i swear it gets better.

now that i've met you, it will hurt if you didn't exist. so you are indeed significant.

I'm sorry you feel that way, it is a hard feeling to overcome. You are the only you in the world, however, so do not become extinct. Survive

ay yo boi u need a princess?

5 things you can see, 4 things you can feel, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, 1 thing you can taste. this helps bring me back.

Anxiety is awful

your boyfriend is not only a demon, but he is also a hipster. tragic.

masked monster propositioning you for sex

sheep boi finds a deep boi

spider boy is a spicy boi