Three balls closing in on each other like greased-up mountain lions in a wrestling ring.

A product of capitalistic fixations.

Man with smokin' hot ears

Finding myself in Ancient Egypt, I attempted to find a scribe to contact, as I could only write/read the language. They had a Pikachu head.

albino dog

A fox head and tail are nailed to an old swingset, swings long since removed. In despair, the only word I can think of is "Weejraw".

Duck wins Miss America competition, zoophiliacs aroused

A hand so mangled the words "Right hand" needs to be written on the back just to identify which hand it is.