a man with four arms but no hands is on a quest to the city of finger towers to retrieve his turtleneck sweater

a man sits on a pinball machine with a hairless chihuaha in his lap. somebody is throwing a christmas gift at him

333 - the number of the half beast

two globular watercraft avoid the pink reeds in a tiny kiddie pool. (top view) there is graffiti in the grass.

two one-eyed, pill shaped aliens jump on a very bouncy bed, trying to squish some little blue teardrop-shaped, one armed aliens

a drunk apple tries hitting on a moldy peanut dog, but accidentally says "wut r u" instead of "how r u."

this is as close as you can get to bailey's without getting your eyes wet

jewish person taking out his anger about hitler on his dog, by gassing him. with his butt-gas

a duck impersonating homer simpson

A t-bone steak marionette sitting next to a jail cell from space. a narrative obscures the picture, and an apology sits in the corner.

a cross and a pair of tittie play doubles ping pong with a recliner and a wheelchair. the audience is a bluejay in a black hole.

bitches don't know bout my ass blaster

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