Jesus and his Apostles finally make it out of the desert...only to be doomed by a worse fate...

Doodle or Die

Man in a hand-handed cat suit realizes he's made a terrible mistake.

A man that has given up on keeping his spirit of the game.

Crocodile doesn't know what to say when the hills have eyes. And the clouds, too.

Pimp gets rejected by his own whore.

Big-nosed guy hates Swedes

Fancy English man passes gas.

Doodle or Die

Man finds out the shocking news that his wife has gone rouge during an undercover high-tech military operation.

Water shooting through red, orange, and green stacked blankets.

Sexting goes wrong

Gorrister disapproves with gross things.

Pointy-handed man contemplates life.

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