A well-balanced cannibal breakfast, boobie-side up.

Poo tastes better with honey on it.

The twitter bird had no idea what was coming next.

Ms Pacman can't love anyone as much as she loved Pacman, as hard as they try to please her.

Even demons need a lil love.

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